Rico's rants: 2018.10

Border security should have a sign (in Spanish) that reads "if you cross this border, we may shoot you without warning". (Second Amendment trumps the Fourth.)

https://apple.news/AWQuf-wLQQiaJqdsXWyH2Yg

The guy's into everything...

https://apple.news/AunrzZaMySAeCO-Nci8DgKg

Rico says he'll get one, as soon as he wins the lottery

https://apple.news/AiZTsZirDTzO7MoL2vzK2iA

Early man was pretty smart...

https://apple.news/A_V1ATNSWTs2IGVNj2xVdzw

Sandler's funny, but not that funny...

https://apple.news/AQmcZjQ5PRQmBtP5R30Yrcg

It's sad, but necessary.

https://apple.news/AxDAOiVcITzK4S9SWM7a-vg

More stupid blondes...

https://apple.news/A792Rz8fxRQSbtTgg49BVMw

Rico says some people shouldn't have children.

https://apple.news/AtQixIaqlTheT20s8iJIQiA

Another idiot behind bars...

https://apple.news/AD0HwXfadQPybHc0i6Q_85w

She's native enough for Rico, who isn't.

https://apple.news/A3Sfndx19SaGt6AOjH6NeqQ

Another idiot busted...

https://apple.news/AzY6Xpu11TH2Z90E26Eyxzg

We get the tail end of this...

https://apple.news/AqFtcxHkjS2Gd-0LiCUjXTg

Rico says a good use of the Watch.

https://apple.news/ABk-mvffHQAmqwTcx-lDrvg

Rico's not flying now.

https://apple.news/AmXCArjFfTWyfnRETRgmj9Q

Expensive oops.

https://apple.news/A85-VfVBKS5-lV2cSR22o_g

Rico says bombs are serious, no matter the recipient...

https://apple.news/AXySwOMZFQJWQowjE2WYODQ

Rico says he knows why, but isn't, either.

https://apple.news/Ar5-SfBRJRZGnK7UKabbn9Q

Dinging her with a line from Rico's favorite movie? Perfect.

https://apple.news/ADwcpYTS_QKy9eKt63wo3ng

Electric cars are coming; sell your oil company stocks.

https://apple.news/AxJYj0JjIRTGH1GNGyUctjQ

Rico says those are crocodile tears...

https://apple.news/AsrkWBBvgTR-NzZZ7wiR8Tw

One more idiot busted...

25 October 2018

https://apple.news/ASrhx9TE3Q2aD0qp352STtQ

That's a felony...

https://apple.news/AUpESRiVXTba5cypo9JzJeA

There'll just be more...

https://apple.news/A_jTNBhLrRK626TIOD85KPA

Rico says WHAT

https://apple.news/A_jTNBhLrRK626TIOD85KPA

What a poopyhead...

https://apple.news/A2J_geJYvS_SwHtsfw4AiBA

What a moron...

https://apple.news/Af_4JsY9CTJSTqYOcsbUrrQ

Families always have issues...

https://apple.news/ApWE3X3VuSaeZJC1NkjE6Ww

Rico says our elections are screwed...

https://apple.news/AiW3MwVBOSeqjEuVfz2CiQQ

Drugs can be the solution or the problem...

https://apple.news/AmY4cgavTQDyrPGeZmAjJAg

Another moron...

https://apple.news/ApZIyibEwRZC9QbkVbsArpQ

Not very Christian, if you ask Rico.

https://apple.news/AkUJDvGrHRmWgu_Z-vGR8_A

Nice bunch of muderers...

https://apple.news/AkUJDvGrHRmWgu_Z-vGR8_A

Nice...

https://apple.news/Aw_Vd09ntSNa3e_b22eiHCw

Rico's father may get one after all...

24 October 2018

https://apple.news/Anc7QdjtDTJqcWbNtLiymjw

More great stuff that requires winning the lottery...

https://apple.news/AlBzTjf6-ReqckFEyu3N5JQ

Smart move, as usual, by Musk.

https://apple.news/Av8UhGgIPQnSO335dIurujg

Rico says you can do a lot with that much money...

https://apple.news/ALbDf5E0UTO-o_mkI1pj1TQ

Rico says they don't need the money, but they'll take it.

https://apple.news/AxzFksmbsSL2xqo3dPsOkhg

Possible? Are they kidding?

https://apple.news/AOTCCkA-nQ62h0UdXKie0jw

Greedy bastards...

https://apple.news/AibYXcaWAT3iU8ZieDlnG_Q

Bad behavior by wackos...

https://apple.news/AM9nKlI8RSIe-ilJIkjloSA

Rico says we're lucky...

https://apple.news/AKq5AqTyGTV-_HTQsoY5ecQ

Rico says another blonde being stupid...

https://apple.news/AJ8GV-rbIReuFF_aGeV9eVQ

Rico says definitely run over the criminals...

https://apple.news/AJ8GV-rbIReuFF_aGeV9eVQ

Rico says definitely run over the criminals...

https://apple.news/A3rdhOpoRS_SAL52xFLJZOQ

Some things need to stay secret...

https://apple.news/AxCqvuXfKR3qRciB26wPFEA

Competition is good.

https://apple.news/AyJthYM59TairoYBowd6qjw

Rico doesn't play games...

https://apple.news/AbWlgn6iCRE-gAsQFx63Dvw

Rico winning the lottery would let him buy this stuff...

https://apple.news/A2jbHpToOQgGIdBsK0k2kfQ

Stupid people...

https://apple.news/Am1HDdcQGSSal0IqqYmO5hA

It wasn't Rico, alas...

https://apple.news/Ae8qHUcnTTMiwxqkteML-Ig

Rico says he doubts that...

https://apple.news/At5k4lCAcT7uL-bnFzrKrrg

Dumb.

23 October 2018

https://apple.news/At5k4lCAcT7uL-bnFzrKrrg

Dumb.

https://apple.news/ACrGl1sJEQeKBdLimiflEJA

Reality's a bitch.

https://apple.news/A-8eELTqLR26c0ekHr0eAOg

Rico needs to get a current ticket...

https://apple.news/A9xVnyS0FS8qtvqwQ_hXXgA

Paying the price...

https://apple.news/A2jbHpToOQgGIdBsK0k2kfQ

Rico says an easy fix...

https://apple.news/A7-jvAeX-Tpe8sP_3LTR0sQ

Rico says this is a on-going problem...

https://apple.news/AL01ZZnBZSzCsAUXD4yxm2A

Rico always worked in at least gender-neutral, if not women-run companies...

https://apple.news/At5k4lCAcT7uL-bnFzrKrrg

Dumb.

https://apple.news/Ask7CztdVS3-teKAkWQtgXA

Ripping off your friends; nice...

https://apple.news/AQ6O8-WuZRFyx9576vTnb0g

That's a lot of water...

https://apple.news/AcA7bCxElR0-dLmVtpIEpmA

A nice gesture.

https://apple.news/A2pMLQ1GES5W74uGVu5JQ2g

Should've ducked...

https://apple.news/AsuewqTBhTSSfvpzmUb1r5Q

Rico says the Saudis won't buy into this...

https://apple.news/Am-itorVyQ0KmlPFKnIFvNQ

As ever, Rico will get what he can afford...

https://apple.news/APSQvROylR6-QRPpL5wLN-w

More cool technology.

https://apple.news/A33qatXLsSK-P1oqIUn1Z-Q

Less pollution, finally.

https://apple.news/AGkfos8MtSwGy_EyzASMTRg

Now you're not just full of shit, but plastic, too...

https://apple.news/AWScrXIQ7RCidJGpotioZbg

Mexico wants them to be our problem...

https://apple.news/A2k09AmG_SFOG8rPD_s3T9w

Sorry to see her go...

22 October 2018

https://apple.news/Al4x_I9gZSGyFCyBumejckw

Canadian witchcraft? Nah.

https://apple.news/AtWKE3XpsRO-rLDsNgtJBVg

More nasty weather...

https://apple.news/AFmFc6eUTTHee9vnMxpXIpA

Much sadness on this journey.

https://apple.news/ANjor0F8JRBuqLBO5TtNBxw

The usual bad news.

https://apple.news/AqDP-r-wTQcWyHkRaZtr3rA

A nice way to see Paris.

Rico says it's been a long time since he was there...

https://apple.news/AjT9teNHgQ5WByNhIXjp0-w

Rico says hopefully his'll improve...

https://apple.news/Aw5-cJbOLRnyzMhblP5I5AA

Another good idea...

https://apple.news/AWjAyXusQTMmMCbYsqhYrOQ

Rico says curing cancer is a good thing, if a little late for his dead mother...

https://apple.news/A4kCFQNvTRReRGSZIBMB5kQ

Rico says it's time to smack some Russians around...

https://apple.news/AQJdBWjLdS0eZgYd1zJJWnA

StarWars junkies (like Rico) rejoice.

Flora's new favorite spot.

https://apple.news/A8wuUd_AiQY2wy3anCgtv8w

Rico says they're lying, of course.

https://apple.news/An2lnUSNQSe2PEGQQ0qi0RA

Fuck-declusteur...

https://apple.news/ATJVTLyECR52IhiQ7e39KKA

Sorry for killing your son...

https://apple.news/Aze7ib149TkiEMlmiR6ARcg

Rico says it's always the Mob...

https://apple.news/A-8eELTqLR26c0ekHr0eAOg

Rico didn't win, alas.

21 October 2018

https://apple.news/A9mr4tmTYRgW-Hl5vjch0MA

Rico says screw 'em...

https://apple.news/AHlMrhNtnSPGLv5v6x1ImAQ

If you have a weird President, you get weird news.

https://apple.news/AEIGQvuWvTsWx95myzbyv-A

True love wins over hatred...

Rico says he wishes, back when he was driving a taxi in California, that Uber had been running; he might've made some money.

https://apple.news/AIBdUd4ArR0yxmJzxjTDnTw

Republicans gerrymandering? No surprise there.

Flora loves that box...

20 October 2018

https://apple.news/Ai_7h3UBbTTy21QWofJniZw

Another dumb move...

https://apple.news/AryT5l1IKS9eW8o3mUTL67w

Dumb move...

19 October 2018

https://apple.news/AtjuzOW3KRyCwcOxvReoQxA

Rico says this would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

https://apple.news/A2Je3pGQzTIWn-NFBZGlCeA

The Saudis fess up.

https://apple.news/AkrQpIx8oSOu5x2aPoHo7xw

Rico was never going to Harvard anyway...

https://apple.news/A8BoVBCL2QsWe5xC2b5wBeg

The UN has done so well with the Palestinians...

https://apple.news/AtjuzOW3KRyCwcOxvReoQxA

Rico says this would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

18 October 2018

https://apple.news/A2k6JC7mQTdqsTIqlWcDT3g

Rico says killing wogs is okay...

https://apple.news/AsLYlLrR8TTKC9OoclwD24A

Bleagh.

https://apple.news/AXzUDZdugTV-vK-ubLq8OnQ

Rico says the punishment should be medieval...

https://apple.news/ASSvIwyoVQ1mv-otZBozFCg

Hurricanes leave much in their wake...

https://apple.news/ALmis4rXVQIqNQ_TycYH4EQ

Netflix is doing a lot...

https://apple.news/ANGcqL7_wTcaOigiaJA_p0g

Hopefully he won't...

https://apple.news/AxbTUQepcSqar8p8F2MEdCA

Rico says that's one way of handling too much fame...

https://apple.news/AHFHvtdRyRf-xZMfCx-Huiw

When did Robertson become a commentator on geo-politics?

https://apple.news/AQCzSwk90Rv6o5-zDb-1VPQ

That's pretty harsh for an M-14...

https://apple.news/AdRIPbDMvTAWb4kqOEJwnjg

It's sad that we have to have these...

https://apple.news/Ase0hxMcfS464z1SEsrwKcw

Lucky, but stupid...

https://apple.news/AWVEzyR56SWODn0Jxr5btyA

Probably better he did, though...

https://apple.news/Ap5CDHzMWSqSaaLyMtcfGTQ

Many racist people out there...

16 October 2018

https://apple.news/A3lx9YcNRQN2bt2Tre7i4zA

A little late...

https://apple.news/AexbCT04rTJ-dUlBhzW1W6g

Too quick to accuse...

https://apple.news/AeIyRc-RMR8amX9qTsFBuKg

Trump will turn on her anyway...

https://apple.news/AFdLCySjHTt-TeoWeYCrP4A

Another waste of a good life...

https://apple.news/Aj9G3auDMQmSyRTDyitt2lw

Can't ignore all those Chinese and their money...

https://apple.news/AWW4dcUO1RRa237SajJOPFA

Rico says Trump is still an asshole...

https://apple.news/A-qAvZ157TI63AhCGoIS7Ow

Seems they don't want her...

https://apple.news/Ab4iCXarSSs-flZGqkwl9gA

Rico says hopefully Big Pharma gets on top of this...

https://apple.news/Az7DF31BZT5mkInUoPChuyA

Rico says, his college days being long over, he only has to worry about the grandkids now.

https://apple.news/AnMJIjbORRaqsrJy59YQa7A

Rico says the Chinese are on their own here...

https://apple.news/AkOwHyBxSTTCdjMntTY18rg

Let's hope he's wrong...

https://apple.news/APrEXPVbWQ3W73dIfZYHLZg

Rico anticipates an increase in border crossings...

https://apple.news/A8CchTxBPQk-QV5UGHOHzFA

Sugar-dating sounds like poorly-paid prostitution...

https://apple.news/Ae0kIcxGRSZC_7aB-1AAHFg

Yet more stupidity, Presidential and otherwise.

https://apple.news/Ae0kIcxGRSZC_7aB-1AAHFg

Rogue killers? That's a new one.

15 October 2018

Reup Road ID

https://apple.news/ANP6HHidIR0SwyV11N6U2Fw

Rico says he may have to give up his notion of living in Florida.

https://apple.news/ApMWgc5YTSCeVOGVJUErOmw

Rico says rich guys get to date hot women...

https://apple.news/AOilE3wt4SJ2tZZ8LDT0U8A

Funny kid; out of the mouths of babes...

https://apple.news/A35a6WkwLRkW7RLEFExlYLA

Trump wins again.

https://apple.news/AW8wFDUfaRiGGYuwcPYS_IQ

Really stupid people...

https://apple.news/AW8wFDUfaRiGGYuwcPYS_IQ

And even more stupid people...

https://apple.news/ANSGBzwrpQv-AQ9pFq3kn0w

And yet more stupid white folks...

https://apple.news/ANSGBzwrpQv-AQ9pFq3kn0w

Rico says more stupid white folks...

https://apple.news/ATU07GvGvTh2VAVNhJJxa4g

More ancient history...

https://apple.news/AeJaw-HEeS8CXmqfyHI0vvg

Rico still advocates televised floggings...

https://apple.news/AbRr8DGPZRAq_lGmqUpDstw

Another great one gone...

https://apple.news/Al4ssbZZLQQSdi0NWcDcZ5Q

Rico says losing bugs will be disastrous...

https://apple.news/AR4WTr5uaR02ETsFouP2XYw

Bad enough they to show all the side effects; prices will make them crazy...

https://apple.news/A1lH9e8ITToad_TduOOXJmA

Rico says we'll miss them...

https://apple.news/Apu14EB4qTXOpuA0d_vRb6w

Smart guy...

https://apple.news/Apu14EB4qTXOpuA0d_vRb6w

If you're gonna live in the path of hurricanes, you better overbuild...

https://apple.news/Apu14EB4qTXOpuA0d_vRb6w

Rico says if you're gonna live in the path of hurricanes, you better overbuild...

https://apple.news/ALsnDyHkdTyuNLIc3nBWDYw

Another reason not to use Facebook...

https://apple.news/A-ss4KX-8SrOM83GkgM3t6A

Rico will pass on that, too...

https://apple.news/AV18WHYADTF6tW19Z_z51kQ

Trump, wrong again.

https://apple.news/Ab7Y8WdsHTKWFi9DqT2OaOw

That was quick...

14 October 2018

https://apple.news/AlxAkExGeRnyC-bbQgEzPlA

More bad politics-as usual.

https://apple.news/AOc5WZSfNQnuZ_eZhsaP5PQ

Rico says that won't last...

13 October 2018

https://apple.news/AO7Y0uxYQTP23NWBMC-rzyw

Rico says like father like son...

12 October 2018

https://apple.news/AqFU3sooeRNOpB5esPyn1vw

If the GOP is turning on Trump, there's hope...

https://apple.news/AtFd0mO1JQkmHAh5HfiPlkQ

Brave woman.

https://apple.news/A1MK6RWMHT1Ok0qf_AbRhmQ

Trump blovicating as usual...

https://apple.news/ACaEWztmXS8qCFthZNDOWqw

Apple always has new stuff to buy...

https://apple.news/AW2B1P3-iT3OWMgwlR39TfQ

They can afford it...

https://apple.news/AW2B1P3-iT3OWMgwlR39TfQ

Rico says they can afford to...

https://apple.news/AoIG5A8X1QWmkmWRAbUh9Bg

Rico says they will be embarrassed when the truth comes out...

https://apple.news/AwFh2CzyOQja2JhE7XxsnDA

Nobody will like this...

https://apple.news/AeOm-QO66RB-CbH9ArMc-_A

Proving the Russians can be as stupid as we can...

https://apple.news/A7OhOHn50RGO5eiy_xCmdcQ

Rico says any hurricane is intense...

https://apple.news/ApID0jYn2QZe7ciNt9XCx_g

Rico doesn't either...

https://apple.news/ABKABZdb8QPu13Lb3CPvvNg

Another company that hasn't read Asimov's iRobot...

https://apple.news/AnLEP1jwASCK0IkwDkf_R4g

Rico says you take stuff at your own risk...

11 October 2018

https://apple.news/AMFhhdpYSTBKMTppI0eZXTQ

Rico says unlikely allies...

https://apple.news/Ao0RXjsRyTe-j9AHhdKpaog

Rico says still dumb.

https://apple.news/A5idP1wx0RlerdhY5U3fYnw

Rico says Amazon may be able to afford it, but that doesn't make it right.

https://apple.news/A3FdFOFl2SOqmcUCbMC39Ig

Rico says an emotional support squirrel is pushing it...

https://apple.news/A2vYhOwdASX2NWJfCn00bxQ

Monsanto got lucky...

https://apple.news/AwnCHGHDPSau32nDGTEVerA

Drones are dangerous, as if we didn't know.

https://apple.news/AQit7QXKkR0WhnnNzsbK4yQ

The Apple Watch wins another one.

https://apple.news/A4QlYWZr3SHqUT5h2L_udCA

Rico says don't mess with the Chinese...

10 October 2018

https://apple.news/AiYzgBUHIRP2MjHCG3pJVCg

Rico doesn't drink coffee, fortunately...

https://apple.news/AAO4KEI7rRrKetUknMHArAg

Rico says who knew the towel was so essential...

https://apple.news/ALEJU1GQ5SUedKrKChlYDtw

Wall Street takes it hard again...

https://apple.news/ApGjXMB90QB-xx5p3hiDmvw

Rico says more reasons to buy a Mac.

https://apple.news/AyhteLGfBQbySfbIYt43bxQ

Rico says more things to buy...

https://apple.news/AKDfreXliTfmWZvYmrIzQVw

Rico says no wonder their stuff is cheap... Buy American.

https://apple.news/AlJ4Wjb2-RcWomTxNfTGDZQ

Florida gets clocked again...

09 October 2018

https://apple.news/AyZi_JophQce-fpbo-yV3tw

Florida can't get a break...

https://apple.news/AGzlJLVSnQzynClZenKLhUg

Rico says a bad way to go...

https://apple.news/ABu4Y8sDSR9ioQUmilOfvQw

Rico says projectile vomiting would be appropriate...

https://apple.news/A7pVvNid9QhagZyNBtf2FOw

08 October 2018

https://apple.news/ASvAI1dPoS_iXuJPbdasaEw

Alcohol is undoubtedly involved...

https://apple.news/AFx07o8ezRFWNxtiJP6LZLQ

Rude to mention it on Indigenous People's Day...

Indigenous People's Day

The holiday began in 1989 in South Dakota, where Lynn Hart and Governor Mickelson backed a resolution to celebrate Native American day on the second Monday of October, marking the beginning of the year of reconciliation in 1990. It was instituted in Berkeley, California, in 1992, coinciding with the 500th anniversary of the arrival of Christopher Columbus in the Americas. It spread two years later to Santa Cruz, California, and in the 2010s to various other cities and states.

It is similar to Native American Day, observed in September in California and Tennessee.