Rico's rants: 2018.09

Rico says the solution to the rhino poaching problem is either shooting poachers or poisoning the horns so it kills the idiots in China who take it for their libidos (as if the world needed more Chinese...)

https://apple.news/AJXLQbQYvSz67aQsL4OorkQ

Rico says let 'em die...

22 September 2018

https://apple.news/A5SX3enQuRauQlTqps8zv0A

Another gummint idiot...

https://apple.news/ApzneN7yFSvqaR8QVQm179A

Rico says she's gonna regret this...

21 September 2018

https://apple.news/A2YPlECYGSeSQyDn7pdDymw

Rico says it's too bad nobody assaults Trump...

https://apple.news/A-qi-YrCzSHqqieTJgldUSg

Rico says another abusive asshole.

https://apple.news/AdHo1AGpBRiCpAYZt1t9nVA

Rico says he still votes for the Oswald solution...

https://apple.news/APCD5l_12RZ66dqSPbGxaiw

Rico says he'll pass, and order his from Pizza Hut.

20 September 2018

https://apple.news/AfbBj0xOPTC6-BvD5CnPJiw

Rico says more cool technology...

https://apple.news/AyzYY_ZdATR24hbNgGvZm6Q

Rico says it's not like he could afford one, but they sure are pretty.

https://apple.news/Aye4cEetFR727w_fValQLUA

Rico says he'll pass...

https://apple.news/ALEZupoKkSAq7v3HXWw4Igw

Rico says another stupid old white guy...

https://apple.news/Ah0pGjuadRWyUxxr4zwhvmQ

Rico says it's an ugly bunch...

19 September 2018

https://apple.news/AV1Ou1KktTuOu4jE5yUTFog

Amazon eats another segment of the economy...

https://apple.news/AyiOw2VZJTXqMJKtBdXCoqQ

Lyin' sumbitch...

https://apple.news/AuhEfnIekSky_0S6ay5a-Sw

Rico says a great director and a great camera...

18 September 2018

https://apple.news/ASOxMpLeZRTm6WjNLMk_MDA

Rico says the guy's doomed...

Rico finally found the guy...

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_q=&as_epq=Allstate+spokesman&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&lr=&cr=&as_qdr=all&as_sitesearch=&as_occt=any&safe=images&as_filetype=&as_rights=

17 September 2018

https://apple.news/A76UZyZjZR5ixF1Uf5N8PIw

Humans are killing the planet, yet again...

https://apple.news/A7eszhMmcTBO6w-_IodDMIA

Apple gets screwed again...

https://apple.news/ApsBWfqfXQ2WtcV40lNFAKw

Always nice to have a billion dollars; it lets you do things the rest of us can't.

https://apple.news/A1tl50dGzTriq9njQ5Vuxfg

Rico says he looks forward to it.

https://apple.news/AwfmsL92LQMm1hE1hqiY3NQ

Rico says you'd think it wouldn't be that hard...

https://apple.news/AZMcXUqv2RbO7zJH7ODB6Lg

Rico says that'll be cool...

https://apple.news/AZMcXUqv2RbO7zJH7ODB6Lg

Rico will, of course, upgrade...

https://apple.news/ArunkvIcHThCovlFg6QAYyg

Rico says hand 'em out like candy, the crisis will resolve itself...

https://apple.news/ApfvFNuYHRoCRjm5zTNYTLw

Not gonna help him...

https://apple.news/ATjsR2UWLTrifbVK0sSSHcw

Rico says we don't need a mini-Trump

https://apple.news/Aj6__4lu8SKmyA5nIHXVHVA

Rico says good advice.

https://apple.news/ASI1N9DzeT2y5oFYeyGHTtw

Mother Nature's revenge...

https://apple.news/AHnN30XPLRfaBwlm3blPARw

He's in trouble...

16 September 2018

https://apple.news/A6VuBx6TCS4W5psX1w6Sdgg

BMW always does amazing stuff...

https://apple.news/A7hNwcbDnQSOAsgGig7I-hw

Trump's still a fist-pumping idiot.

https://apple.news/A42K3PCQORnymQ4huPaw-Hg

More car news...

https://apple.news/A8lDA4MqbS5SCZKnC48hgWA

Rico says this is why his travels in his pocket...

https://apple.news/ArvwixH-sS-erw09Md_DOPA

Rico says he'll save up for the X...

https://apple.news/AKSROHDCRQC2yVj5LZc_4fQ

Mother Nature being a bitch again.

https://apple.news/AMZfZ9-7hShm_wS-jxN9JgQ

Rico says more rich idiots...

15 September 2018

https://apple.news/As5BdXVFTQuqfw8LB2PBJsA

Rico says there's no excuse for this...

https://apple.news/AFuPOAQ7vTKC06QV-XpnxKw

Rico says his cousin hasn't reported in from the midst of the impact zone...

https://apple.news/AeaL8i1BhQ0SkKU2TkuQstw

Rico says it's been many years since the last time, but it was fun...

https://apple.news/AEZp8n2TCQDuiWi-p6Dec3w

Rico says he enjoys telling them to fuck themselves...

14 September 2018

https://apple.news/AgNJLrCeaQAmPS5U4YTgX6Q

Rico says he looks forward to using it...

12 September 2018

https://apple.news/A4NWZdob7SdaapHSi4qtHJA

Except how to pay for them.

https://apple.news/A3vFUto19SA-LjWtIc9lk3Q

Another idiot...

https://apple.news/ATSDAjdRQTdunWD9y5k7wmw

Pitt got screwed, and so did the poor folks...

https://apple.news/AOuM4mNxQR5OozWJxZkZL8Q

Rico, of course, advocates letting the idiots die, but that'll cost too much...

https://apple.news/Ahv_WrKilTdWkbvu01eEeCg

Mother Nature is a bitch, Apple is brilliant, an Trump remains an idiot...

11 September 2018

https://apple.news/A-UNu4-bYTrOBp2u1rqg--g

Rico says we thought Trump was odd...

https://apple.news/Akxl2zuDqTjGgUCVctpvwKw

Rico says he wonders what's generating all that cash...

https://apple.news/AsnUzRqevSEuKhnGz1vLpJA

Dumb whale...

https://apple.news/APbxyHmy5STuPf0JJMrX-Jw

Seems backwards to Rico...

https://apple.news/A-LEGDlRMTpG5Q8s1I2-mOA

Rico likes a good hug...

https://apple.news/AeoyyBR2nQ0agz81JQZe25w

Rico still need to afford one...

https://apple.news/AtgI0dx-jQKa8ejZTsV5S_g

"The world's shittiest Rocky." Perfect.

https://apple.news/AjXlOwWfdSP6S2IcaN1G0Gg

Rico says dumb people don't do well, ever...

https://apple.news/A_wonCtvSSpaasp0elrLy_g

Rico says let's hear it for eSims...

https://apple.news/Am6C26fQqRGq8PwcHh_LUHA

Rico still can't believe the stupidity of some men...

https://apple.news/ALbUOa5VJSnmppnJr6Qbc9w

Rico says fortunately we didn't have to give her the Medal of Honor...

https://apple.news/AKmZmE5-zTLmmxIQmbRq91g

Rico says he's not ready for jokes about 9/11...

https://apple.news/A196oC26UTp-j9XfmFuuVvQ

Rico expects Apple's customers will help kill this...

https://apple.news/ACB91P59ASL-mL96HlyQAbA

Rico says he'll take his chances...

https://apple.news/A0hgoypqLRcqa6XrgoH7WAg

Rico says Trump will weasel out of this, too...

https://apple.news/AFtmXFvlMQdueRv4gnMyY1Q

Rico says a sad loss..

https://apple.news/AJ1mljWRRR1qQ01KkN6rEdg

Mother Nature is, yet again, a bitch...

https://apple.news/A196oC26UTp-j9XfmFuuVvQ

Rico says Trump won't win this one...

https://apple.news/A_0RSf2S9QuG7vasKm0brxQ

Rico says a good idea; don't hold your breath...

https://apple.news/AFedw5x_gQmmCnPwPCUrytA

Trump is, pure and simple, a heartless asshole...

If black lives matter, why do they kill each other (and themselves with drugs) so much?

The world's shittiest Rocky. The perfect description of Trump.

https://apple.news/A5NWuhW5YRIutXjZFr0LSPg

Rico says the rich get richer...

How soon they forget...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBciZFE8lAw

https://www.amazon.com/Hate-Garden-Family-Decorative-Banner/dp/B07DJ65HV6

https://apple.news/AfdrTVyKXRIOcNmfuYUiBLA

Rico says he hopes never to do it again...

https://apple.news/AvVruF2-TQteltP8Ga9ZR5g

Rico says it'll be insanely great, of course...

https://apple.news/A1YBodIUPQM6IgM0P2gaqGg

Rico still wants one...

https://apple.news/ArzU7WuOPQIaJmsXS8JoDTA

More cable confusion...

https://apple.news/AbH4YFIcKSuCNUUwrQgbdwA

Rico still hopes for an iPhone X...

https://apple.news/Ag9qUOhnfQNCKwus1xyV74A

It's not like they can't afford it...

https://apple.news/A61d4NhceQumx1kvbGwBBKw

Rico wonders why we listen to the guy...

10 September 2018

https://apple.news/AlzLHdBSnSamvvhrLkW8TWA

Burt and the Academy...

https://apple.news/A8bCWERaWT1exXU-zBi4HbQ

More Trump cluelessness...

https://apple.news/A8qSTgmljSQqbfTJUvBcGvw

It's hard being a genius...

https://apple.news/AKtHcAlzxTUeYkl3Rtm1eyA

More dangerous Trump idiocy...

https://apple.news/ASuTduN-MQ5CoLrnjaoW5LQ

Pathetic idiot...

https://apple.news/AdOC4k4MxQ9yTGS5ci_1LAA

Rico says he'd root for the gators...

09 September 2018

Quotation of the day:
"If you lose one stay, the whole thing comes down."

Andrew Herrmann, a former president of the American Society of Civil Engineers, describing risks in the design of the collapsed bridge in Genoa.

Rico says somebody fucked up big-time...

08 September 2018

https://apple.news/AQAYPUhdrQBuFZHwlzYeH4g

Rico says beheading would be appropriate.

https://apple.news/AQTuvrWSqTH-iHVZulTiPeA

Rico says cheap is one thing, but this is stupid and mean...

https://apple.news/AVa-IaLm_SOCUxfKOUFnkyg

Rico says we should be so lucky...

07 September 2018

https://apple.news/AWuzsMfyTT6iSwMHgDLkqYQ

Rico says the dominoes are falling...

Rico's cats will be traumatized by the arrival of Mo's dog for the weekend...

They say it's "Magnum PI", but without Selleck, it ain't...

Later this season, the NFL will hold a game in Mexico. It's all part of the league's plan to combine as many things that Trump hates as possible." — Jimmy Fallon

https://apple.news/AjP_n4iU4SkuTOmfXBq-Obg

The whole kneeling thing is dumb...

https://apple.news/AHbkutV6IQpafc3hV_ald2g

More turmoil at Tesla...

https://apple.news/AHnwlm4UoQ7yU51Rlr48JzQ

The Kennedys proved there was an easier way...

Trouble in Washington, as usual...

06 September 2018

https://apple.news/AMhnMRYOnTkWe8iaddk8HgA

That's taking on the best on their home grounds...

Given the recent report on yet more priestly abuse, Rico advocates, as ever, kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out...

The Eagles have their season opener tonight.

Oh, no, not me...
The list of those denying the recent Op-Ed piece in the NYT keeps getting longer.
Rico wishes he had, but he didn't.

https://apple.news/AsnUzRqevSEuKhnGz1vLpJA

Dumb whale was lucky...

https://apple.news/AjtHMnKRHQVymEWD-K2twxw

Rico says he still wants one, but will wait until he can afford one from the Apple Store...

https://apple.news/AazDL5CGHTd6-tWYc6p_WjQ

Koreans being bad again...

https://apple.news/AAiAtFhMHSQWvzXkoyY9KqQ

Retail wars will benefit the consumer...

https://apple.news/ALgNSfdnZTBiZ8g_4y2FJjQ

Another good one gone...

https://apple.news/AUbfTyGD8T1W2RnGI_HqzVw

The Catholic Church is in trouble again...

https://apple.news/AL-DwDVBmT4CW0OA7NxlXhQ

Rico says Trump's nominee is in trouble...

https://apple.news/A1NTjkZEUSSeVjjNjCpXoIQ

Seems fair to Rico...

https://apple.news/AYZ9PYEbNQciW0ix9u5GwFw

Rico says the Vatican brought this on itself with that celibacy thing...

https://apple.news/AkGzGbI9_THKZhZ13lupXbQ

Rico says he hopes it works out well...

https://apple.news/A4JH9cPQmTJaiNCVYMNRiXw

Rico says these sound like good things, and he wishes Uber success...

We always fuck up a good thing...

05 September 2018

https://apple.news/AUoez-NG9Qdu_Dua901KWTQ

Rico says a lot of work...

One monument Rico would like to see...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Horse_Memorial

https://apple.news/Abfx2DreZQSqFsP9GlO2t2g

Rico says he'd rather fly...

https://apple.news/A9vqdP8bSTeS6S83pfVZVlQ

One of the dubious joys of flying...

https://apple.news/AYmQurKj_RDmn3eNQQxxk0A

More trouble for Trump.

https://apple.news/AID6ht2OFQEq3mzEWq-NTnA

Surfers are weird, too.

https://apple.news/Aikblhng9SVadiVwaXWbgCQ

The Internet has a lot of wackos...

https://apple.news/AebokIkRGQvaxpj74uzeskw

Stupid, even for Russians...

https://apple.news/AUNTgOTZGR02JoeXvVUQsRA

Nice...

04 September 2018

https://apple.news/AzFgpWQIES7yXZGtzGnwv3w

Mother Nature is getting pissed off...

https://apple.news/AuWyyFBwzT5qXI343IKGm-Q

We're killing Mother Nature...

https://apple.news/A6rinjwHNQ9KnEMFN4ECKxA

Rico says we gotta start shooting poachers...

Butt surgery, they say. Not Rico's kind of music...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicki_Minaj

https://apple.news/A7YFOmvsbQLWSEWpFKxuYBQ

Rico says they could beat Tesla...

https://apple.news/AR93Kxg-EQKGLIk8JyLjJvw

Another idiot exceeding his skill set...

https://apple.news/AnUYDPUseTEiC5jlzjA-6FQ

Autocorrection is hard...

https://apple.news/Ao44RJIZnQZCfMg7YElxOdw

Whatever they come up with won't please people...

https://apple.news/APTJQUdy7SPu8_77I1OVPRw

Rico says he hopes they jerk her license and send her to jail...

https://apple.news/AABEuztXcR7edlo7fmc24JA

Funny, but stupid.

https://apple.news/AC1WV5CvIRiW4ZDhLAaCe1g

A funny guy, but an idiot...

https://apple.news/Ar596aX7-TkC1Z701c_5URA

Shamed for taking a job? Stupid.

https://apple.news/AMJXPnNJDSS2xp85xtUhwaA

Rico had hopes, now dashed, for this...

https://apple.news/Ahb3HC-L6SSmTR2onQiFVZQ

Trump playing favorites again...

https://apple.news/AjSkNenzhQw6oh3yA-gwXkg

Turmoil in the OJ industry...

https://apple.news/AwhoIAh9MRiexbRNgOGijfA

Rico says remember when nukes were the answer to clean energy?

https://apple.news/AhLsPMgFVTPy9ewTMr2bZdw

Rico says this is reminiscent of Claris...

https://apple.news/A2THVbBFmSQimt_o2SQwlTQ

The Russians, being nasty again...

https://apple.news/AD1vxpZ2OQIGAh1HHD7FOzQ

Making money in spite of themselves...

https://apple.news/AZ1ym1sLuQH2uMiTcH6zMaQ

Another marketing disaster...

New Orleans gets clocked again...

https://apple.news/AzUYRraMvQMulYiu2qTxcsQ

Religious meddling again...

https://apple.news/AuyWPQF1uSgOxnt_75uI5uQ

Another Trump clown...

https://apple.news/AWgQixJc1SGGME4sq57OAsQ

Rico says a television movie will be in the works soon...

https://apple.news/AO-Iv6mwlQpGwyOTn-Yao6A

Big shoes to fill...

https://apple.news/AlR3FrxFoSX-sv2TqCpZa0g

In the words of Shakespeare, much ado over nothing...

https://apple.news/Ap1qV1be4TxK9TkmssjC4Hg

Rico says he used to fall asleep in the unairconditioned portable classrooms, but passed his SATs anyway...

https://apple.news/ATuBySKDmQWOcZSfOfEQTBA

More Trump administration turmoil...

https://apple.news/AWvnDayS_TxO8a9UIMGh0Vw

Rico says, as usual, much ado over nothing...

https://apple.news/A0x0y3aZvTnOqruG3uJfbIA

Rico says that, not since Nixon, has he been so glad he didn't vote for a President...

03 September 2018

https://apple.news/A4yETixARQTSB-NeqdLH8tQ

Rico says the late-night wars are heating up...

https://apple.news/A665eOd2vQfif9zvbAo6Mtg

Stuff to watch.

https://apple.news/AF97IZBboQa6mcvkIQLRYOQ

They've got the money...

02 September 2018

https://apple.news/AfmDHOX6XQ2eNm5g7iNBOAA

Rico says the Church is in trouble again...

https://apple.news/ATx_uR8xLSbqi6MmUxEfA0w

No one will like this...