https://apple.news/AFwR2AHu8SCa5aC5yQu25Mw

That was dumb...

https://apple.news/ANSYoeHGDSLq8vysLinjGcw

More bad behavior...

https://apple.news/A7SKjL61kQa--zC_IncmKjg

Driving drunk is stupid; that's what Uber is for.

https://apple.news/Aw9ebZevjQy6VGr32PJWvdA

Maybe she's nicer than she appears...

https://apple.news/AkFahtwTRSbufrV73n_7TrA

Space is still a dangerous place...

https://apple.news/A9yqNeEhZQqaFOCvpEvffEA

More confusion in the White House...

https://apple.news/AKUtMyb5HSMi23qBfpvoVmA

Rico says another rat onto the ship of state.

https://apple.news/AsSZFnoFsQlueWyzMrDjK-g

https://apple.news/Apse-7Oi7Sr6a9oPGZunq5w

Rico says bad politics, as usual...

https://apple.news/AtCYkmiWOT2edfjQhLkDfbg

Rico says it wouldn't be college without it...

https://apple.news/A7O4j7UPxTeudTCQUAGvNAQ

Rico says Trump, meddling again...

https://apple.news/Av04lKZr9STaRcqRw3an45w

Rico concurs with the change.

https://apple.news/AbpUQr6jQS4OuYA5venNdeQ

Rico says he and his fiancé have the same war...

https://apple.news/Askfp5AG9R5ODZ2vCwRn9kA

Good move.

https://apple.news/Am1UVIlisTWuJmjFalYqqBQ

A great man, appropriately honored.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/public-bravado-private-doubts-how-elon-musks-tesla-plan-unraveled-1535326249?mod=wsjan

Musk will do just fine...

https://apple.news/A-JAeKuo6Q6GgG_w6iIaeFg

Rico says now we have to shoot fishermen using these 'ghost' nets...

https://apple.news/AcBbwnRQJSHGIcXv-7Wen-A

Rico says we've done such a great job ruining the planet's surface, why not the ocean?

https://apple.news/Ah91y9CJURcyiASZny8ce5Q

More obscure physics...

https://apple.news/A6OYwFih-SVqBoKSVuPTRYA

Rico says that's why we've gotta start shooting poachers...

https://apple.news/AYizj4q9BRGeSGKuSJJRx2Q

We'll be living on a Terra-formed Mars by then...

https://apple.news/A7FtHQZ2uTcynkcOqPVrSoQ

He'll make a good King Harry someday...

https://apple.news/AZViizIefRIG3ccINzk4p5g

Rico says attacking McCain is stupid and self-destructive...

https://apple.news/AZZ3o_DsPSsGfEc7BqSibKw

Rico says he may want one, but can't afford one...

https://apple.news/AaYEZnmLDQmCKlfU2jPHj6w

Rico says a napkin deal isn't a good deal...

https://apple.news/AxcFtfQ3OSzWiaG8hKOXKhw

Rico advocates praying for rain.

https://apple.news/Ab2nHTMw1SDKviZtpLtrhXw

Could've been a real disaster...

https://apple.news/AVCNWNotoQVGCE7MVh_Y6LQ

Rico says we need to bring back the Inquisition...

https://apple.news/AAxaoH0LxRwKGWjQUOl3KiA

No one he knows died...

https://apple.news/AB26pKo0jTzOGa_WFmNcrgw

Rico says the guy is an idiot, what did you expect...

https://apple.news/Ae3Mu3eM8Q2K24Zyvs9j4rA

Rico says Trump doesn't like diversity...

https://apple.news/AjSkNenzhQw6oh3yA-gwXkg

Rico says he still likes drinking it...

https://apple.news/AwhoIAh9MRiexbRNgOGijfA

Rico says we got suckered by the nuke industry, and will now pay the price...

https://apple.news/Ap8R_E4zgTzqbrWWIpx8LDw

California, leading the pack again...

https://apple.news/AfjJoK-InRXmiKYZAuGEvzw

Rico says more expensive stuff...

https://apple.news/AFGrTLC9xTtqRXqGr-5Orbg

Rico doesn't need one, but you might...

https://apple.news/AoVKQ6Q_QRrOwfi8v_gEN1w

Mother Nature, at it again.

https://apple.news/A0183R7D2Qs2FgCPubFx6UA

California, our front as ever...

https://apple.news/Alnzp7HKMQm6xlqj3pnzq4w

Rico still wants that EOD watch...

https://apple.news/AvPDHIDnlSNaiGMtMufbnBg

Rico says two minutes is about average, right?

https://apple.news/ArzWHzxhfTKOPpeTWP6aRFw

Rico would still rather have an iPhone X.

https://apple.news/Aavmvp3EBSPqDX0b5s2HvSQ

The Russians are nervous again...

https://apple.news/AbAYkeWYBT3m5Ag1Avof-oQ

Rico says scallops aren't worth a war, and Nantucketers will sell them all they want...

https://apple.news/AzOSMx2n9RcyDs3BoR-uU_A

Rico says it's not a pretty thing, and doesn't understand the attraction...

https://apple.news/AXxR7NvhcQqemAbibuju87Q

Another one goes...

https://apple.news/AX4J3R3SVRA6ywCcgH2pQ9A

Rico says he won't be going, either...

https://apple.news/AnTikZAkQT5GPj9-gHcY-NA

Somebody should read him the Constituion...

https://apple.news/AWjll9NXkQdCzcP7RYahzTw

Rico says poor sick people can die...

https://apple.news/Apm7n1KjZSLuVpIH3oXrmxA

A voice from the grave...

Seems someone invented a cotton candy taco; plans are underway to make them illegal in Texas...

https://apple.news/Ao-dJb_0CRcm7utc0FL1eeA

More killing stupid young people...

https://apple.news/AuWQIs6QIRf606eqhLUMDNw

McCain gets the last word...

https://apple.news/A-1yC7f4aTRe75549oTe1Vw

Not impeachabe, alas...

https://apple.news/AS1G4osg2RbOiTp_4pt_1Ew

This makes Rico's head hurt...

https://apple.news/AfM7Kc2taSXC9vjRfD5POgQ

One should ask the Russians about how well this works...

But still warm...

https://apple.news/Apv5kZreWRrSp0EUqnYLujg

That's stupid, even for a politician...

https://apple.news/A_BUs_9p3SnO7PAzSN19MCw

This is getting too common...

Larry McMurtry once wrote that "one of the reasons the western has maintained its hold on our imagination is because it offers an acceptable orientation to violence."

https://apple.news/Ab4bozk_xRKCecH8P-pqOEw

Rico says it's time to bring back the Inquisition...

https://apple.news/AeO0kTJvTR92COyVkrH-hCg

Another great one gone...

https://apple.news/Ag3GY9jPvRJWcLrlduJmcFQ

Rico is so happy he didn't vote for this clown...

https://apple.news/ACuAPI_NARHKm1sN9cEawDA

Another good one gone...

https://apple.news/Af1w8NFiZRBGNsCE5DH7yww

Rico says surfers are crazy...

https://apple.news/AedWcXzo-Sjm7LsVTJFaTuw

Rico says "Dunkirk" was great.

https://apple.news/Aggr-pVpoTnKD2xgs9N5lVQ

Rico says televised beatings would do...

https://apple.news/A3TvjgWAYSSCZ7RCgQl_Y4g

Rico says it's all anti-woman...

https://apple.news/ASkS47FpyQtadZQaDWk-ahg

Another good one gone.

https://apple.news/AMCHfYoJUTe-UIrJeXPxE7g

Rico wonders why a guy named Pecker doesn't change it...

https://apple.news/AoxzdR8JHTQOdKokxmge73Q

Fifty million is a lot to turn down...

https://apple.news/AxbYJ9RyXShWfdfhfRisDNQ

They should lock him in the car...

https://apple.news/A5OMJiOJpT4yM_zrRtHk-Cw

Good riddance...

https://apple.news/AOzB-GjwHSv6S3UA1xcgQgg

Likely story...

https://apple.news/AoNSZhiUdSiy8D5XTXphJtQ

Rico says old history...

https://apple.news/AqDlRCKynQBuSqFfK2h1Plg

That's paying it forward...

https://apple.news/AR93Kxg-EQKGLIk8JyLjJvw

An expensive way to die...

https://apple.news/Aku3hsiRlT3-1JkaE6iLwRg

The guy's a weasel...

https://apple.news/AEqVA4L_xTEWTgT4qUqmN3w

Still not Rico's President...

https://apple.news/AoxzdR8JHTQOdKokxmge73Q

That's a lot of money to turn down...

https://apple.news/AWGmOW8c4SjeRAOWxPVOUzw

More hacker trouble...

https://apple.news/A3NZI1K0GQOuYqggzl-b8zg

Bathroom issues...

https://apple.news/A85gLhTxfQIGC0fwhpDTOkw

More troubling news...

https://apple.news/A767g-AmFRa6i538TCPMfYg

Not good news for Google...

https://apple.news/A7uYD1y-6S8-S9qtpkYNpNw

As ever, don't fuck with Apple...

https://apple.news/AJZzgFWk9SS2DmsIiEYJf1w

Good news...

https://apple.news/A2xIgaiwCQm61wXI3J5qhGg

If real, it would've been bad...

https://apple.news/AhZmonBStRjihW6HcwBq7zg

A good development...

https://apple.news/Af1xMPb5CQcC5PX8Jk8o_tQ

Rico says too damn many dams because of too damn many people..

https://apple.news/AgAhhxSSNRZmGm_q6S1OhuQ

Another reason to hate California...

https://apple.news/AZJb4tZkBSG-2IU1zGV1Iow

Rico still want an iPhone X...

https://apple.news/Ah2Kus9CAMn2FJinezxvT2Q

More bad news for Korea...

https://apple.news/AJB09g9QXToa5utAjluA6KA

Poor Hawai'i gets it again...

https://apple.news/AqIXJsgjCQ1O2DNXuif-F2w

Another job Rico won't be doing...

https://apple.news/AbXSn4H4hQR2UIwVJguMBDg

Another reason not to have sex with strangers...

https://apple.news/ATjuDlDQ9SWWaNB7LcMyT5g

Trump off the deep end, as usual...

https://apple.news/AhYCxwN7fT1iAfyVS7HQnDQ

Rico says he wouldn't do well groveling to rich people...

https://apple.news/AXyEXs4gCQAKnVS7ZDPVtPg

More Trump waffling.

https://apple.news/A6-Syr8L6RPaFh9Dr_rOwyg

Good news for future flights.

https://apple.news/AyLtKZO6pSXa_lV2voZhyeQ

Cook deserves every penny...

https://apple.news/AHCiBBnmUSwOnnBJYOlufUA

Good riddance...

https://apple.news/AyeXy-BPyQWuBeJStVZz0zQ

More reasons not to visit Mexico...

As if the volcano wasn't enough, now Hawai'i gets hit with a hurricane...

Watching Ellen Degeneres brings up the one about the Dutch girl and the dyke...

https://apple.news/
AOR_Mdwu9Qzyw9WaEJd5YmQ

https://apple.news/AAm7krw06TqGXkVvI37y9zA

Looks like Trump's taking the bullet...

https://apple.news/Aeyeq09EPTZCl1q6yLeF79A

Making life hard for Trump...

https://apple.news/ApZ4y9yjaRRSZZOuJ0yKvag

More bad politician behavior...

https://apple.news/A1z2wcYkbRHSE0vXZiznmgg

Usual fuckup...

https://apple.news/A50TZOi5RTOeXhE3Odoe2hA

Getting closer...

https://apple.news/A-UVNriCHQeeOnbJuSpMk-Q

Incoming...

https://apple.news/AO9lDAm_vQvqPM0Mtk_DrpA

Apple continues to improve things...

https://apple.news/AeFIOOuR7T_a5KdzjK_JgXg

Dumb excuse.

https://apple.news/A50TZOi5RTOeXhE3Odoe2hA

Getting closer...

https://apple.news/AlZ0z8tNJSs-HSrQVvq-5qA

Rico says the fucker's gonna skate...

https://apple.news/AlGZ6gae4R3ae1imc9ha0TA

Delusion on a massive scale...

https://apple.news/A6328F_cxTYqVhm39lJXHAQ

Rico says it's too convoluted now...

https://apple.news/AXKafeuIjQPqecnY2Zpps5Q

Faking is getting too easy...

https://apple.news/ABxjx9xqlTY2xlNQAsXUjUA

Rico says robots have a long way to go...

https://apple.news/A2WqA0V6_QAu06qec6nWjbg

Global warming won't be a good thing...

https://apple.news/AF5FSZfXQR0-p1Rwybt2BFA

Big...

https://apple.news/AiCN_K17UTvyqjbNSkFDhxA

Rico says Manafort is going down...

https://apple.news/ATiZ10FxuRiyKB2fXcYSkjQ

Poor Monica...

https://apple.news/Aa4KG3LYqQROWfGgJvXBt_g

Rico says we'll go out with a bang, whimpering...

https://apple.news/AV2jL491iShy-AFAVdipKMw

Rico says no one loves insurance companies...

https://apple.news/ARO1R0KrgTQahQFj_FUOjtg

Rico says Trump is clueless...

https://apple.news/A4pwPVJlCRju0jliwuufNlg

Rico says misusing his power is what Trump does best...

https://apple.news/AZlILNu8oT1eL7FMyR6gGmQ

Rico says that's why we love the guy...

https://apple.news/AZlILNu8oT1eL7FMyR6gGmQ

Rico says that's why we'll love him

https://apple.news/AsqAMve9jS7mU9P22O6xh1A

Another good one gone...

https://apple.news/AmszSr7t_TpWBbhRBSDLCwA

Rico says Trump remains an idiot...

https://apple.news/Aoc_ObEnYTkOOsTFpK1UUfQ

Rico says kids are stupid...

https://apple.news/Arxmr70hwT2-xud-hVntI7w

Rico will see it...

https://apple.news/AxG2tfLV2TD-Jz_jtVjoWHQ

Lucky them...

https://apple.news/ATCazkn04STGP2KN0GDbufA

Rico says the guy must think he's 'Crocodile Dundee'...

https://apple.news/Al1BWw7KFQuG3FglHlbzAQQ

Rico says he still wants one...

https://apple.news/AOm-d1qadTsmdN-xkXyjLcw

Rico says as long as it's better and cheaper...

https://apple.news/AnWiH_BhASAS6Vn1mHZ3uWQ

If you're gonna copy, why not the best?

https://apple.news/AyXhvyD5HSOyH4_ZHIGDIiQ

Another hacker to chastize...

https://apple.news/AGKmKaBMWTry681xN0oleKg

Anything to improve the sound quality...

https://apple.news/Ar3mrS59xS769NdmpSEu9BQ

Not everyone is a Musk fan...

https://apple.news/AWyQg77-WRp-_6Vn2W0NEXQ

Musk on track...

https://apple.news/AupV6ciAnTdeS5r5ZPCWwAg

Musk, brilliant as ever...

https://apple.news/A5odA8jMaQ4mCHCU8qc9F-Q

Assad really needs killing...

https://apple.news/Arpn4BxDlT5KepIeGTFU4bg

More Musk ingenuity...

https://apple.news/Arpn4BxDlT5KepIeGTFU4bg

Ingenious, as usual...

https://apple.news/AP89MzwM5TGKPNhb7M5DUDA

If true, amazing. If not, they're dog meat.

https://apple.news/AkjrDpaeoRk-Mg-Aw0gQNzA

As Marie Antionette said, let them eat cake...

https://apple.news/A6OiqHbvnSRqQgNm5jP0PDg

Rico says it's no surprise to him...

https://apple.news/ApPTzQMm2Q_CoOhhxsIkyAg

Rico says another great one gone...

https://apple.news/AZ_xlDlGYQ0W9Z6rGJGIiHQ

Strange bedfellows...

https://apple.news/ARC3fFjt8T3-XCdx2_DzSgg

Rico says it's hard to like bugs...

Days are getting shorter.

https://apple.news/ALl5pJUHpS7icIOn_-fZ_Ww

It's hard to make a truly secure computer...

https://apple.news/AvvOxVcN7REGxIi-cu6eMNg

Smart guy improving his world....

https://apple.news/AC5uByE4VQGKiUBAXbyNC_g

Rico says flying will never be fun...

https://apple.news/AfDj-6hV-Smu7fpXfix5PoA

No surprise toRico...

https://apple.news/Aa0GPcGJtTXWlT7Wu8WRMHg

More trouble for Trump...

https://apple.news/AUZdu8rHkQK6h29WF2V4G3w

Good photos...

https://apple.news/AHPMgRqmkQTOKD-lI9uhw3Q

Rico says a hard solution...

https://apple.news/Aah3rOfilT7yt_0V_9WPhgg

No surprise to Rico...

https://apple.news/A-JvEMmvtSTWUc6hu6g-Y7g

Trump isn't a racist? News to Rico.

https://apple.news/Acw_cY97fQrWJ4eQOe8LJ-w

Rico says some bad construction there...

https://apple.news/ABXF_bkDZR6WN7QoMdXTTIA

Rico says a bad man taking advantage...

https://apple.news/AElzXpG_CR7O5Tt0uQVDplQ

Rico says a firing squad works, too...

https://apple.news/A157FrLDqRYK3aGSUAO7gNA

More police stupidity...

https://apple.news/A6kI7WSNGQFOaecn9Pijtug

Nothing like an ungrateful son...

https://apple.news/Av1MJyui8TIWHIEavLA96WA

More Trump foolishness...

https://apple.news/A5wKsY5XMS2Sz-thXo56BpQ

Rico cares not if you make it...

https://apple.news/A_0W7yDO2QF6cxe34g1aU1Q

Rico says lyin' sumbitches oughta be flogged...

https://apple.news/A_DI5D7FUTzGDtmrEkYBxcw

Rico says he has a fiancé, but can't affairs an Apple watch...

https://apple.news/AB_RTz0-kQ8ydsEFTLbgIfg

Rico says it's always something...

https://apple.news/AXefth-ScQMS5Q9urvGv2gA

Musk makes them nervous again...

https://apple.news/AYsFjGs0OROu2ENxnpxQUfA

Tragic is a little strong for video games...

https://apple.news/ADJLaP8kQSUWCbIZUsn1Avg

Rico says a sense of humor is rare among CEOs...

https://apple.news/AD1w9jjZURcmmXsDnI4E5ig

Rico says Musk is playing his cards close to the chest...

https://apple.news/ADoJE5XCNQfeL_mr3IsQ62A

Rico won't be up that late...

https://apple.news/AkEteUyXiQaaNxwOmppiVTg

Bad time to piss off the Canucks...

https://apple.news/A86Ghp8iuTbS2_hQ17-uvLg

There's a song that goes "The end of the world as we know it..."

https://apple.news/ABTS508NNRGmz-nnAaXnYRQ

Again, executing hackers...

https://apple.news/A503J3fURTsaIT-k5Z3bcYQ

Okay, executing hackers would be appropriate here...

https://apple.news/AAPDiXOXQQv6kIec66F59vw

This is why Rico advocates televised flogging (as executions would be hard to get past the Supreme Court) of hackers...

https://apple.news/AWDV2KNLxTxmbr-OR6quVdw

Maybe it should be Jack-off-in the Box...

https://apple.news/AIhKd3XPBQ_C52-Rtx8r_6w

Rico says that global warming is a problem...

https://apple.news/AGtF9yHkTR0KR9CktEcVS8g

Rico wants one.

https://apple.news/AA8ZtD-F6T_KX_mXSnyVGvA

Rico says the method doesn't matter, just the quantity.

https://apple.news/AUMGMGsH_Tg2dECezOPz-2A

Smart...

https://apple.news/AMCCegsioTlasFW6d4BcA0w

Rico says another Trump classic...

https://apple.news/ANHo9bO6wROamjF1y6NR0aw

Rico says it's hard to feel sorry for them...

https://apple.news/A6e_1DG_AQIK4nLijDyeeVg

Rico says, as ever, Mother Nature wins...

https://apple.news/AGtF9yHkTR0KR9CktEcVS8g

Rico says, what the hell, he'll try...

https://apple.news/AgdBdZwFDQGqNfRwNi5wgug

Rico says Tesla will disrupt the industry...

https://apple.news/AAqbuSjOORGS2TtPsEOz1jQ

Rico says more money in AR...

https://apple.news/AsGc6jvADROqH_OJX3m78BQ

A good trade for awhile...

https://apple.news/Axcc3gPyMQbi0Rovshd4oSg

Rico says the world is in trouble again.

https://apple.news/A4UHfoF7xQSGv1LghfLQCag

Rico says Trump just looks foolish...

https://apple.news/AvmoSWtVTS6WBe2yGq7zclw

Rico says nobody forced them to steal it...

https://apple.news/A8r0bc2erRh6b0N8lvu-5VA

The Trump boys are starting to unwrap...

https://apple.news/Af2uVErfBRsqs2XrHfnJIIg

Pretty and deadly...

https://apple.news/AQl3ksDZ3SNW40fjQCC7xQA

Some people should shut up...

https://apple.news/AvVeLL6q5RN-FOB-EqOieFw

Rico says they should be forced to fly them daily...

https://apple.news/A9xuBrW5ERUaeJpFB_W7a6Q

Rico says he's way past 30, but they sound like good ideas anyway...

https://www.tripadvisor.com/VacationRentalReview-g60982-d8689931-Lumahai_Hale-Honolulu_Oahu_Hawaii.html

Another post-lottery win trip...

https://apple.news/A06M18yFJT2SF5FoYOKDgTA

More good stuff from Google...

https://apple.news/A9V9aFm1eRE6ECUZ10QrcZQ

Cook strikes again...

https://apple.news/A8k1957PgQ5KgNMFkbT7BNw

Musk scores again...

https://apple.news/AY_xEKtItQH2FE7IKw4ATgQ

Rico says he won't be eating there...

https://apple.news/A-HyajvebSP6DsKyk-Pc8kg

Rico says, even for an airline, that was dumb...

https://apple.news/AvP_UEVLnQkWkuAtpZnVNMw

More trouble with Iran

Will do.

I keep telling you, this phone won't open these URL's from Apple. Please send them to kelleyinwisconsin@outlook.com

https://apple.news/AjkniI2zPTXSqZNQA_y-2Kw

What's a few million?

https://apple.news/A41vKUpRuRzuWi0MphHPAzw

Not a bad haul...

https://apple.news/AbcYF-K67TiuvqtArPNk1Ew

Not that far...

https://apple.news/AJlkPaFT2TCqIrKVx8TxEIA

More revenge by the Chinese, thanks to Trump...

https://apple.news/ArEYCcd0wSQ6EqCkjOgloWA

Genetics roulette...

https://apple.news/AXtZMpRWsR62_Wvbi5L0LnQ

Rico remembers the original...

https://apple.news/AvDwzl0xpQr6_YY8WVq-bqQ

Rico says what, no dongle?

https://apple.news/A22RuVCQhQiSK1SNCWmlpRQ

Good to recognize the difference between space trash and missiles...

https://apple.news/Ak-0wbzbkT6mkb0Fti717-w

Excessive, if understandable, revenge...

https://apple.news/AesoPMcveQYKiYJFY-OwKqw

Not as exciting as the Mercury launches, but still good.

https://apple.news/A-8d7M2L1Tlm8l-VEvfrb_Q

Somewhere, Steve Jobs is smiling...

https://apple.news/AnSc44_B9R3GGxe3QfL52lg

The Chinese hit back...

https://apple.news/A11CFfztISjm2Hf8MXfF3XA

Trump making trouble, as usual...

https://apple.news/ADYy_M61DTzerAyDU4oZtMw

The Welsh worked hard at that...

https://apple.news/AWkTbeVuoRgmIfq3B6nTdeg

And deservedly so...

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g34345-d254293-Reviews-Lighthouse_Court_Hotel_in_Key_West-Key_West_Florida_Keys_Florida.html